Chorus: [A]Today I don’t feel [E]like doing [D]anything
[A]I just wanna [E]lay in my [D]bed
[A]Don’t feel like picking [E]up my phone
[D]So leave a message at the tone
[A]Cause today I swear I’m [C#m]not doing [D]anything
1. Uh, [A]I’m gonna kick my feet up and [E]stare at the fan
[D]Turn the TV on, Throw my hand in my pants
[A]Nobody’s gonna [E]tell me I [D]can’t, nah
[A]I’ll be lying on the couch just [E]chillin in my snuggie
[D]Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
[A]Cause in my castle [E]I’m the freakin man
Oh Oh, [Bm]yes I said it
[C#m]I said it [D]I said it cause I [E]can
Chorus: [A]Today I don’t feel [E]like doing [D]anything
[A]I just wanna [E]lay in my [D]bed
[A]Don’t feel like picking [E]up my phone
[D]So leave a message at the tone
[A]Cause today I swear I’m [C#m]not doing [D]anything
Nothing at all [A]ooh hoo [E]ooh hoo
[D]Hoo ooh ooh, nothing at all
[A]Ooh hoo [E]ooh hoo
[D]Hoo ooh ooh
2. [A]Tomorrow I wake up, do some [E]P90X
[D]With a really nice girl have some really nice sex
[A]And she’s gonna scream [E]out, “this is [D]great” (Oh my god this is great)
[A]I might mess around and get my [D} college degree
[D]I bet my old man will be so proud of me
[A]I’m sorry pops you [E]just have to [D]wait
Oh Oh, [Bm]yes I said it
[C#m]I said it [D]I said it cause I [E]can
Chorus: [A]Today I don’t feel [E]like doing [D]anything
[A]I just wanna [E]lay in my [D]bed
[A]Don’t feel like picking [E]up my phone
[D]So leave a message at the tone
[A]Cause today I swear I’m [C#m]not doing [D]anything
* No I [Bm]ain’t gonna comb my [E]hair
Cause I [F#m]ain’t going anywhere
[D]No no no no [E]no no no no [F#m]nooo
I’ll just [Bm]strut in my birthday [E]suit
And [F#m]let everything hang loose
[D]Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah [E]yeah yeah yeah [F#m]yeahhh
Chorus: [A]Today I don’t feel [E]like doing [D]anything
[A]I just wanna [E]lay in my [D]bed
[A]Don’t feel like picking [E]up my phone
[D]So leave a message at the tone
[A]Cause today I swear I’m [C#m]not doing [D]anything
Nothing at all [A]ooh hoo [E]ooh hoo
[D]Hoo ooh ooh, nothing at all
[A]Ooh hoo [E]ooh hoo
[D]Hoo ooh ooh nothing at [A]all